The Winchesters are many things: brave Hunters, kick-ass fighters, snarky scene-stealers, tragic heroes… the list goes on. But are they fashion icons? We here at The CW Source say yes.
No, seriously, hear us out. The Winchesters are quintessential style leaders in that they have determined a signature look and they stick to it, no matter what the dictates of fashion say. According to Sam and Dean, the well-dressed man is wearing layers this season, and every other season. We're talking lots of layers: t-shirt, Henley, flannel shirt of hoodie, and jacket, at the very least. Round out the outfit with well-worn jeans and a few choice accessories (potentially mystical amulet, beer-opening ring, string bracelet, embellished laptop) and then add the finishing touch – copious weaponry. Finish off with the most important layer of all: A gorgeous, growling muscle car that oozes sex appeal. Voila!
"But ladies!" We hear you protest. "How can you advocate layer upon layer when it hides two of the most delectable bodies on television from being fully appreciated? Surely you want the boys to parade around in Speedos and smiles, nothing more. What gives?"
OK, this ensemble may not get you on the cover of Vogue, but it's eminently wearable – and practical, too! Multiple layers blunt the pain of a round of rock salt to the chest, and if you're wearing half your wardrobe, you don't have to take up much room in your duffel bag.
Here's the thing: we've determined that the Winchesters adhere to this dress code out of concern for humanity. Only shrouding their bodies in layer upon layer prevents the general public from spontaneously combusting at the sight of those sculpted arms, chiseled chests, luscious legs, muscular shoulders, delicious derrieres… Whew. Thank god the layers are there, or disaster would ensue.
So friends, we urge you to follow the lead of the Winchesters. Pile on the layers. Mask those physiques with article after article of clothing. Keep America safe by keeping your bodies covered. And hey -- that makes every time you show up in a single gray t-shirt, a pair of boxers or even (mercy!) a tiny towel that much more memorable for us all.
FONTE: CW
