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1.07 HOOK MAN - l'uomo uncino

(preparing to search)
Dean: Alright, take your pick.
Sam: I'll take the house.
Dean: Okay. Hey, stay out of her underwear drawer.

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(at a frat party)
Dean: Man, you've been holding out on me, this college thing is awesome!
Sam: This wasn't really my experience.
Dean: Let me guess - libraries, studying, straight A's.
(Sam nods)
Dean: What a geek.

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Dean: I told him you were a dumbass pledge and that we were hazing you.
Sam: What about the shotgun?
Dean: I said that you were hunting ghosts and spirits were repelled by rock salt. You know, typical Hell Week prank.
Sam: And he believed you?
Dean: Well you look like a dumbass pledge.

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Dean: So you believe her?
Sam: I do.
Dean: Yeah, I think she's hot, too.

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Dean: That's it! Next time, I get to watch the cute girl's house.
(edit)
Dean: Your, uh, half-caff double vanilla latte's getting cold over here, Francis.
Sam: Bite me.

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Dean: So this is how you spent four years of your life.
Sam: Welcome to higher education. (edit)
Lori: So your brother seems very... spiritual.
Sam: He’s full of surprises.

1x08 Bugs

Dean : Mad Cow? Wasn't that on Oprah?
Sam : You watch Oprah?

Sam : The question is why bugs? And why now?
Dean : That's two questions.

Dean : [To Sam] You're kinda like the blond chick in The Munsters

Sam : So, how do we break the curse?
Dean : You dont break a curse. You get out of its way.

1x08 Bugs (altri quotes)

Sam: Well, Dad never treated you like that, you were perfect. He was all over my case. You don't remember?
Dean: Well, maybe he had to raise his voice, but sometimes you were out of line.
Sam: Right! Right, like when I said I'd rather play soccer than learn bow hunting.
Dean: Bow hunting's an important skill!

Dean: Growing up in a place like this would freak me out.
Sam: Why?
Dean: The manicured lawns, "How was your day, honey?" I'd blow my brains out.
Sam: There's nothing wrong with normal.
Dean: I'd take our family over normal any day.

Dean: Kinda hungry for a little barbeque. How about you? (Sam glares at him) What, we can't talk to the locals?
Sam: And the free food's got nothing to do with it?
Dean: Of course not, I'm a professional!

Dean: Hunting's our day job. And the pay is crap.
Sam: Yeah, but hustling pool, credit card scams. It's not the most honest thing in the world, Dean.
Dean: Well let's see. Honest...fun and easy. (pause) It's no contest. Besides, we're good at it, it's what we were raised to do.
Sam: Yeah, well, how we were raised was jacked.

Dean: (after winning at gambling) Work, work work. No time to spend my money.

Sam: Oasis Plains, Oklahoma, not far from here... gas company employee, Dustin Burwash, supposedly died from Creutzfeldt-Jakob.
Dean: Huh? (confused)
Sam: Human Mad Cow Disease.
Dean: Mad Cow.... wasn't that on Oprah?
Sam: You watch Oprah?
(Dean looks embarrassed)

Sam: The question is, why bugs and why now?
Dean: That's two questions.

Dean: Hmm...looks like there's only room for one. You want to flip a coin?
Sam: Dean, we have no idea what's down there.
Dean: All right. I'll go if you're scared. Scared?
Sam: Flip the damn coin!
Dean: Call it in the air, chicken. (flips coin)
Sam: (catches coin) I'm going...don't drop me

Dean: So you found some beetles in a hole in the ground. That's shocking, Sam.

Dean: (towel wrapped around his head) This shower is awesome.

Larry: Let me just say. We accept home owners of any race, religion, color or...sexual orientation.
Dean: We’re brothers.
Real Estate Agent: We accept home owners of all race, religion, color, or sexual orientation.
Dean: Right. Um, I'm going to go talk to Larry. Okay, Honey? (smacks Sam on the butt)

1x09 Home

Missouri : People don't come here for the truth, they come here for good news.

Dean : [To Sam] Hey! Am I boring you with this hunting evil stuff?

Dean : First you tell me you've got The Shining and then you tell me I've got to go back home, especially when...
Sam : When what?
Dean : When I swore to myself I would never go back there.

Dean : [On phone to John] Dad? I know I've left you messages before. I dont even know if you get them. But I'm with Sam and we're in Lawrence and there's something in our old house. I dont know if it's the thing that killed Mom or not but ... I dont know what to do. So, whatever you're doing, if you could get here. Please. I need your help Dad.

Sam : Dad going missing and Jessica dying and now this house all happening at once. It just feels like something's starting.

Mary : [To Poltergeist] You get out of my house and let go of my son.

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altri quotes da 1x09 Home

Dean: All right. I've been cruisin' some websites and I think I found some candidates for our next gig. A fishing trawler found off the coast of Cali, its crew vanished. And, uh, we got some cattle mutilations in west Texas. Hey! Am I boring you with this hunting-evil stuff?
Sam: No, I'm listening. Keep going.
Dean: And here, a Sacromento man shot himself in the head. Three times. Any of these things blowin' up your skirt, pal?

Missouri: Sam, oh honey. I'm sorry about your girlfriend. And your father...he's missing.
Sam: How'd you know all that?
Missouri: Well, you were just thinking it, just now.
Dean: Where is he? Is he okay?
Missouri: I don't know.
Dean: Don't know? Your supposed to be a psychic, right?
Missouri: Boy, you see me sawing some boney tramp in half! You think I'm a magician. I may be able to read thoughts and sense energies in a room but I can't pull facts out of thin air.

Missouri: Don't worry about a thing, your wife's crazy about you. (client leaves) Whoo, poor bastard. His woman is cold-banging the gardener.
Dean: Why didn't you tell him?
Missouri: People don't come here for the truth, they come for good news.

Dean: Just slow down would ya. I mean first you tell me that you've got the Shining, and then you tell me that I've got to go back home, especially when...
Sam: When what?
Dean: When I swore to myself that I would never go back there.

Dean: Listen, Jenny, it's important, Ow!
(Missouri hits him on the back of the head)
Missouri: Give the poor girl a break, can't you see she's upset. (to Jenny) forgive this boy - he means well, he's just not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Missouri: You sensed it was here, didn't you? Even when I couldn't.
Sam: What's happening to me?
Missouri: I know I should have all the answers but...I don't know.

Missouri: Don’t worry – Dean’s going to clean up this mess. Well what are you waiting for, boy. Grab the mop. (Dean glares silently) And don’t cuss at me!

Missouri: Is that an EMF?
Dean: Yeah.
Missouri: Amateur.

Missouri: Boy, you put your foot on my coffee table, I'm going to whack you with a spoon.
Dean: I didn't do anything.
Missouri: You were thinking about it.

Sarry: I wasn't dreaming. It came to my bedroom and it was on fire!

Dean: Where's Sam? (frightened)
Sarry: He's inside....something got him!
(the door shuts leaving Sam inside)

Missouri: You two have grown up handsome. (looks at Dean) And you were a goofy looking kid, too.

Edited by Elerel - 17/4/2007, 23:29

1x10 Asylum

Dean : [To Sam] See that attitude there ... that's why I always get the extra cookie.

Dean : The only thing that makes me more nervous than a pissed off spirit is the pissed off spirit of a psycho killer.

Dean : You're not gonna try and kill me, are you?
Sam : No.
Dean : Good, 'cause that would be awkward.

Dean : [About John] I love the guy but I swear he writes like freakin' Yoda.

Kat : So how do you guys know about all this ghost stuff?
Sam : It's kind of our job.
Kat : Why would anyone want a job like that?
Sam : I had a crappy guidance counsellor.

1x10 Asylum

Dean: Alright, so either Kelly had some deep-seated crazy waitin’ to bust out or something else did it to him.

(Sam shoves Dean, who leaves)
Off-Duty Cop: You didn't have to do that.
Sam: Yeah of course I did. That guy's a serious jerk.

Dean: (talking about his dad) You know I love the guy but I swear he writes like freaking Yoda.

Dean: The log book said he had some sort of hidden procedure room down here somewhere, where he'd work on his patients so I mean, if I was a patient, I'd drag his ass down here and do some work on him myself.

Sam: Dean, when are you gonna talk about it?
Dean: Talk about what?
Sam: About the fact that dad's not here.
Dean: Oh..uh, let's see...never.

Dean: Look, you wanna kill me? Here, take this, it'll make it easier for you.
(Sam tries to fire the gun)
Dean: You didn't seriously think i'd give you a loaded gun, did you? (knocks him unconscious) Sorry, Sammy.

Dean: (after finding Ellicot's body) Aw, that's just gross.

Dean: What are ya gonna do, Sam? The gun is filled with rock salt. It's not gonna kill me.
(Sam shoots Dean)
Sam: No, but it'll hurt like hell.

Sam: I told you I looked everywhere. I didn't find a hidden room.
Dean: Well, that's why they call it hidden.

Dean: (after being shot at, heads to the basement to look for Sam) Basement, huh? Alright. Watch yourselves. And watch out for me.

Kat: Gavin. Gavin.
Dean: Hey, I gotta question for ya. You seen a lot of horror movies, yeah?
Kat: Yeah, I guess so.
Dean: Do me a favor, next time you see one, pay attention. When someone says a place is haunted, don't go in.

Dean: Sam, put the gun down.
Sam: (when he is crazy) Is that an order?
Dean: No, it's more of a friendly request.

Kat: Hey Gavin?
Gavin: Yeah?
Kat: If we make it out of here alive, we are so breaking up.

Dean: The only thing that makes me more nervous than a pissed-off spirit…is the pissed-off spirit of a psycho-killer.

Dean: It's a text message - it's co-ordinates.
Sam: You think Dad was texting us?
Dean: He's given us co-ordinates before.
Sam: The man can barely work a toaster, Dean.

Sam: Spirits can appear at certain hours of the day.
Dean: Yeah, the freaks come out at night.

Dean: Ghosts are attracted to that whole ESP thing you got goin' on.
Sam: I told you, it's not ESP, I just have strange vibes sometimes.

Dean: Let me know if you see any dead people, Haley Joel.

Dean: Hey Sam, who do you think is a hotter psychic? Patricia Arquette, Jennifer Love Hewitt, or you?

Dean: You shoved me kinda hard in there, buddy boy?
Sam: I had to sell it, didn't I?

Gavin: She kissed me.
Sam: Erm, but she didn't hurt you physically?
Gavin: Dude, she kissed me! I'm scarred for life!

Sam: It doesn't matter what Dad wants.
Dean: See, that attitude there... That's why I always got the extra cookie.

(Sam has woken up after Dean has burned Ellcott's bones)
Dean: You're not gonna try to kill me, are you?
Sam: No.
Dean: Good. 'Cause that would be awkward.

Sam: You shut your mouth!
(talking to Dean with a gun pointed at him)

1x11 Scarecrow

Dean: All right, look, I know how you feel.
Sam: Do you? How old were you when Mom died? Four? Jess died six months ago. How the hell would you know how I feel?

Sam: So, Dad is sending us to Indiana to go hunting for something before another couple vanishes?
Dean: Yahtzee. Can you imagine putting together a pattern like this? All the different obits Dad had to go through? The man’s a master!

Dean: You’re a selfish bastard, you know that? You just do whatever you want. Don’t care what anybody thinks.
Sam: That’s what you really think?
Dean: Yes, it is.
Sam: Well, then this selfish bastard is going to California.

Sam: You trust shady van guy and not me?
Meg: Definitely.

Dean: Actually, I'm on my way to the local community college. I got an appointment with a professor.. you know, since I don't have my trusty sidekick geek boy to do all the research!

Dean: Sam, you were right, you gotta do your own thing, you gotta live your own life.
Sam: Are you serious?
Dean: You've always known what you want and you go after it. Stand up to Dad, and you always have. I wish I had. Anyway, I admire that about you. I'm proud of you, Sammy.
Sam: I don't even know what to say
Dean: Say you'll take care of yourself.
Sam: I will.

Dean: Dad said it wasn't safe for any of us. But he obviously knows something that we don't. So he says to stay away, we stay away.
Sam: I don't understand the blind faith you have in that man. I mean, it's like you didn't even question him.
Dean: Yes! It's called being a good son.

Bus Station Clerk: Sorry, the Sacramento bus doesn't run again til tomorrow, 5:05 p.m.
Sam: Tomorrow! There's got to be another way!
Bus Station Clerk: Oh, there is. Buy a car.

Dean: Hold me, Sam. That was beautiful.
Sam: You should be kissing my ass--you were dead meat, dude.
Dean: Yeah right. I had a plan-- I'd have gotten out.

Dean: Scotty, you got a smile that lights up a room. Anyone tell you that? (Scotty stares blankly) Ah, never mind.

Sam: The scarecrow crawled off its cross?
Dean: I’m telling you, Burkitsville, Indiana – Fun Town U.S.A.

Emily: I don’t understand. They’re going to kill us?
Dean: Sacrifice us. Which is, I don’t know, classier I guess.

Emily: So what’s the plan?
Dean: I’m working on it.
(several hours later)
Emily: You don’t have a plan, do you?
Dean: I’m working on it…

Dean: How’d you get here?
Sam: I stole a car.
Dean: That’s my boy!

Dean: Dude, you fugly.

Dean: I hope your apple pie is freakin' worth it!

1x12 Faith

Dean: Amico, sei un bastardo bugiardo. Pensavo che avessi detto che stavamo andando da un dottore.
Sam: Credo di aver detto da uno specialista.

Dean: Non mi lascerai morire in pace, vero?
Sam: non ti lascerò morire, punto.

Dean: Deeve essere dura, credere in qualcosa così tanto ed essere delusi da quella cosa a tal punto.
Layla: Vuoi sentire qualcosa di strano? Sto bene, davvero. Credo che se hai fede, non puoi averla solo quando accadono i miracoli, devi averla anche quando non accadono.
Dean: e quindi?
Layla: Dio lavora in modi misteriosi. Ciao Dean.
Dean: Hey, um, sai, non sono molto il tipo che prega. Ma pregherò per te.
Layla: Bene, c'è un miracolo proprio adesso.

Sam: sai tutta questa cosa del "rido in faccia alla morte" è una cavolata, posso vedere come andrà a finire.
Dean: Yeah, come vuoi. Hai dormito almeno? Hai un aspetto peggiore del mio.

Dean: Guarda, Sammy, che posso dire, amico, è pericoloso. Ho tirato la pagliuzza corta. E' così, fine della storia.
Dean: Quali opzioni? sepoltura o cremazione?

Dean: Dio salvaci da metà della gente che pensa che sta facedno il lavoro di Dio.

Dean: Non morirò in un'ospedale dove le infermiere non sono nemmeno sexy

Dean: Morirò Sam... e tu non puoi farci niente.
Sam: guardami!

Dean: Devi prenderti cura di quella macchina, o giuro che infesterò il tuo sedere.
Sam: non è divertente
Dean: avanti... è un po' divertente.

Edited by Elerel - 26/4/2007, 23:13

1x13 Route 666

Sam : My life was so simple. Just school. Exams. Papers on polycentric cultural norms.
Dean : So, I guess I saved you from a boring existence.
Sam : Yeah, occasionally I miss boring.
Dean : Alright, so this killer truck...
Sam : I miss conversations that didn't start with "this killer truck".


Cassie : [To Dean] The guy I'm with, the guy I'm hoping might be in my future, tells me he professionally pops ghosts.

Sam : [To Dean] You mean you dated someone? For more than one night?


Sam : [To Dean about Cassie] What's interesting is you guys never really look at each other at the same time. You look at her when she's not looking; she checks you out when you look away. It's just an interesting observation. In a, you know, observationally interesting way.

1x13 Route 666

Dean: Yeah I guess. Who knows what ghosts are thinkin' anyway.
Sam: You know we're going to have to dredge that body up from the swamp right?
Dean: (little laugh) You said it.

Sam: Where are you going?
Dean: I’m going for a little ride.
Sam: What?
Dean: I’m gonna lead that thing away. (pointing to the truck) That rusted piece of crap, you’ve gotta burn it.
Sam: How the hell am I supposed to burn a truck, Dean?
Dean: I don’t know. Figure something out.

Dean: Don't leave the house.
Cassie: Don't go getting all authoritative on me, I hate it.
Dean: Don't leave the house, please?

Sam: (over a cellphone) Where are you?
Dean: I'm in the middle of nowhere with a killer truck on my ass!

Sam: You mean you dated someone? For more than one night?
Dean: Am I speaking a language you're not getting here?

Cassie: We should fight more often.
Dean: Absolutely.
Cassie: (laughs) Actually, we were always pretty good at fighting.
Dean: Mm.
Cassie: (about the sex) This we were good at. It’s all the other stuff….not so much.

Sam: And you think this vanishing truck ran him off the road?
Cassie: (embarrassed) Oh, when you say it aloud like that.

Cassie: The guy I’m with, the guy I’m hoping might be in my future, tells me he professionally pops ghosts.
Dean: That’s not the words I used.
Cassie: And that he has to leave to go work with his father.
Dean: I did.

Sam: You told her. You told her? The secret? Our big family rule number one, we do what we do, and we shut up about it. For a year and a half I do nothing but lie to Jessica, and you go out with this chick in Ohio a couple of times and you tell her everything? (Dean still says nothing) Dean!
Dean: Yeah, looks like it

Cassie: Whenever we get, what's the word, "close," anywhere in the neighborhood of emotional vulnerability, you back off or make some joke or find any way to shut the door.
Dean: (laughs) That's hilarious. See, I'm not the one who took that big final door and slammed it behind me. I'm not the one who took the key and buried it.
Cassie: Are we done with that metaphor?

Sam: I figured maybe that would get rid of it.
Dean: Maybe?! Maybe?!? What if you were wrong?
Sam: Honestly that thought hadn't occured to me.
Dean: (mimicking Sam) "Well that honestly didn't occur to me." I'm gonna kill him.

Sam: By old friend you mean…
Dean: Friend that’s not new.
Sam: Yeah, thanks.

Sam: (talking about Dean and Cassie) What's interesting is that you guys never really look at each other at the same time. You look at her when she's not looking. She checks you out when you look away. It’s just an interesting observation, in a, you know, observationally interesting way.

Sam: I’m guessing you guys were working things out.
Dean: We’ll be working things out when we’re 90.

Sam: Occasionally I miss boring.
Dean: So this killer truck...
Sam: I miss conversations that didn't start with "this killer truck."

Sam: So burning the body had no effect on that thing?
Dean: Sure it did – now it’s really pissed.

1x14 Nightmare

Sam: Aren't you worried, man? Aren't you worried that I could turn into Max or something?
Dean: Nope. No way. You know why?
Sam: No, why?
Dean: Because you've got one advantage that Max didn't have.
Sam: Dad? Because Dad's not here, Dean.
Dean: No, me. As long as I'm around, nothing bad is gonna happen to you.

Sam: We're not gonna kill Max.
Dean: Then what? Hand him over to the cops and say, "Lock him up, Officer. He kills with the power of his mind."

Sam: When Max locked me in that closet, that big cabinet against the door, I moved it.
Dean: You have a little bit more upper body strength than I give you credit for!

Sam: Well, I’ll tell you one thing. We’re lucky we had Dad.
Dean: I never thought I’d hear you say that.

Dean: I know what we need to do about your premonitions. I know where we have to go.
Sam: Where?
Dean: Vegas. (Sam ‘harrumphs’ and walks out) What? Come on man! Craps table? We’d clean up!

Sam: Well, don't look at me like that.
Dean: I'm not looking at you like anything...but I do gotta say you look like crap.
Sam: Nice...thanks.

Sam: You can’t tell me this doesn’t freak you out.
(long pause)
Dean: This doesn’t freak me out.

Sam: Well, I know one thing I have in common with these people.
Dean: What's that?
Sam: Both our families are cursed.
Dean: Our family’s not cursed…we've just had our dark spots.
Sam: (chuckles) Our dark spots are pretty dark.
Dean: You’re...dark.

Max: All these people kept coming with, like casserole. I finally had to tell them all to go away. Because nothing says “sorry” like a tuna casserole.